A good one from Desperate Housewives again:
Scene: Gabriel and Carlos (who is blind now) arguing about Gabriel over spending as he can't work anymore.
Carlos: Damn it Gaby, you max out every single card we own!
Gabriel: When you yell at me I will get upset, and when I get upset I will shout!
Carlos: Whateva... you know what? I will go read...porn... in Braille or something... *walks away*