A scene from The Simpsons: Marge is going off for a vacation alone leaving Bart and Lisa with the neighbour and Maggie with Homer!

At the train station, as the train is leaving...

Homer: How do I get clean underwear?
Marge: It's in the left handside drawer.

Homer: When should I change Maggie?
Marge: Whenever she needs it.

Homer: How do I use the pressure cooker?
Marge: Doooont!!!