The Janice Dickinson post is really a hit. And please, Janice never commented on MDG la. It's just fictional. But after awhile, I think that the whole Janice Dickinson idea is just not appropriate.
This Malaysian Dreamgirls and the competition is so Malaysia Truly Asia and why the heck I created a white bitch to comment on them. So be hold the new judges of MDG. *pls don't kill me*
Janis Chow-ah-lian: Malaysia's 1st red light district super model
Tai-la Bengs: The lala Queen with a five head. (Her extremely huge and lala-ish forehead)
Jay Ah-qua-xander: The tranny maestro of runway.
And today they will judge on the MDG's new photoshoot in Precint 2, Putrajaya. I personally thinks Putrajaya is a good place to take pictures. And believe me, it only serves that purpose only. Billions Ringgit of photo spot. Haha
Janis Chow-ah-lian: Waliao, this picture ok ok only lorr. So chat boring one.
Tai-la Bengs: Wa kali kong horr, the way you stand ok la, but horr it make body look very short leh.
Jay Ah-qua-xander: Aiyoyo, just don't work la.
Janis Chow-ah-lian:Ei, how come you again one? Oh soli ark you and Adeline's picture horr look the same one.
Tai-la Bengs: Cindy, the posee horr, very good but face no garang at all.
Jay Ah-qua-xander: Ah moi, not bad not bad only lo.
Janis Chow-ah-lian: I veli like this lorr. Very err... like those model horr in atas punya magazines.
Tai-la Bengs: Yealo, posee very good. Add oil lar!
Jay Ah-qua-xander: You all very bad la. I wanna be girl you all die die wanna look like guys.
Janis Chow-ah-lian: Lan ah, what happen to your posee? Guys also don't sit like dat la.
Tai-la Bengs: Missie, your face very blurr le. I wan more power one.
Jay Ah-qua-xander: Aiyayai, very bad la. Some more horr, you sit until your body look so short.
Janis Chow-ah-lian: Wah, very cool leh. Leng lui here likey it very much.
Tai-la Bengs: Look like those lokok (rokok) punya ads worr. Geng!
Jay Ah-qua-xander: So macho, I like it. You got blarder (brother) ar?
Janis Chow-ah-lian: Jay ar, posee not bad. The pic also not bad.
Tai-la Bengs: The face horr, look fierce enough lo... but dunno why look veli wrong.
Jay Ah-qua-xander: Wah my same name, very yeng worr but too bad you girl and I also "girl".
Janis Chow-ah-lian: Siao jie, why no energy one? Never eat rice ark?
Tai-la Bengs: Face very ok d, no more garang garang. But horr why so blurr face?
Jay Ah-qua-xander: Me think its ok ok lo. I still likey real guys.
Janis Chow-ah-lian: Lingo ar, very nice but the other leg look like senget sikit.
Tai-la Bengs: Face mua sukak. Very attitude.
Jay Ah-qua-xander: Eventhough not really man, but got different taste. Me likey also.
Janis Chow-ah-lian: Wah if you never tell me I thought you guy somemore.
Tai-la Bengs: Posee ok ok le, but face very nice.
Jay Ah-qua-xander: Celery ar, again horr you all position the leg must perfect sikit.
The comments are purely fictional as well as the characters. Now that the competition is left with 9 girls only, it's really hard to think who will be in the bottom 5.
It's getting more interesting. Aiyayai!
Update 1: There's this Red FM's RedBabe contest in MDG. So go vote your favourite girl on9. The voting is not tied with the sms voting and you can vote unlimited times. So keep clicking. One of the girls is leading with around 2000 majority votes. So start clicking here now.
Update 2:And there's another issue lorr, kinda pissed me off. So the thing is Mama Cheesie or Ringo's mom made a post on her daughter, and most of them gave her a thumbs up including me.
But there's like some fucking idiots there down trashing her and her daughter in her daughter's own blog. Waliao eh! So damn dulan lo. And when I'm mentioned the voting system as the one above... OMGness the idiot actually replied with his head at his butt. Speechless lo, like I am really that blind or what.
Go see it at http://cheeserland.com/2008/03/the-mommy-chronicles/
Swtness the drama continues... No eyes see d.